Your name is ERICA GORDON. More often than not, you get called a boy; this confuses you quite a bit because you are clearly a GIRL. You have LONG HAIR which tends to SURPRISE A LOT OF PEOPLE. You find it funny when they shockingly say, “Erica has long hair!?” You currently reside in ATLANTA but will be moving north to GAINESVILLE in the near future.
You are quite obsessed with CRYTPOZOOLOGY and specifically DRAGONS. This may or may not mean you believe EXTRATERESTRIAL and MYTHICAL CREATURES to be very much alive and well. This has inspired you to DRAW and over the years you have become quite a good ARTIST, if you do say so yourself. You enjoy SCIFI movies, even if some of the ones you watch are PRETTY CHEESEY, but that is ok because they are AWESOME. Most of these movies you do not pay for because you are an INTERNET PIRATE and get all your programs and movies for free. You have an interest in MYTHOLOGY, PALEOSCIENCES and THE ABYSIAL OCEAN. All these interests has made choosing a career rather difficult, however you are pursuing a career in ANIMATION. You enjoy going to RAVES and like all sorts of music and are very into the DEMOSCENE. You tend to collect X-MEN COMIC BOOKS and your favorite character is NIGHTCRAWLER followed closely by GAMBIT. You carry AT LEAST ONE KNIFE on you at all times; they are just too useful to not have on your person.
You do enjoy playing VIDEO GAMES from time to time. Mostly you just play POKEMON on your DS but you have been caught playing your favorite game LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME on your N64. While you only have those two systems you have found yourself addicted to playing ALAN WAKE whenever you go to your BRO’S house.
You enjoy PADDLING, but your favorite form of water sport is WHITE WATER KAYAKING. It is hella fun and you hope to buy your own kayak one day instead of always borrowing one of UNCLE VINCENT’S boats. You really need to get out on the water more.
You have a PET FISH named JACK because he is a MURDEROUS BASTARD. Really though, you are mostly a DOG PERSON and MELT when you see a dog of any kind, however BIG DOGS are your favorite. You think the BIGGER the dog the BETTER.
You have a best friend named BILL who has helped you through a lot of shit in life he is your BRO. You used to have lots of other friends but recent events left you with almost no one and you don’t want to trust anyone any time soon. These events left you rather HURT and NUMB.
Your handle is either paleoBiologist or thephantomdragon and you frequently TYPO because you tend to type too fast.